Tag: sex
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100th Vintage Cable Box! Screwballs, 1983
“We must! We must! We must develop our bust! The bigger, the better! The tighter the sweater! The boys depends on us!” Screwballs, 1983 (Linda Shayne), Millennium If I’m not mistaken, the original plan of my Vintage Cable Box series was to start with the quintessential teen sex comedy, Porky’s. Wes Craven’s passing the day…
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Extreme Cinema! “Chainsaws of Love”
You know why I’m excited? You know why I’m jumping up and down in my seat? I interviewed Fred Olen Ray! We had a great interview. I was watching “Haunting Fear” last week, last Saturday ( I still really love that movie), I figure what the Hell, I’ll take a look and see if he…
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Vintage Cable Box: Class, 1983
“The dog died.” Class, 1983 (Rob Lowe), Orion Pictures Poor kid Andrew McCarthy (not exactly wrong-side-of-the-tracks, mind you) from a steel town (on a Saturday night looking for the fight of his life!) hugs his parents and says goodbye as he advances to prep school. This is a kid who has obviously had to study…
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Vintage Cable Box: “The Lonely Lady, 1983”
“I don’t suppose I’m the only one who’s had to fuck her way to the top.” The Lonely Lady, 1983 (Pia Zadora), Universal Pictures Let’s get this out of the way first. Pia Zadora is fucking hot! She’s such a soft, sensual creature – goddess and demon. She makes me nuts just thinking about her.…
Misadventures in Blissville 